Episode 014: The Jay Beagle Drinking Game

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Katie and Tally are joined by Chris Gordon from Russian Machine Never Breaks to talk about the various ways that hockey players (specifically the Caps) fail at life and hockey.

Topics from Episode 014 (in no particular order):

-Hockey players are dumb
-Everything you ever wanted to know about Air Bud but were afraid to ask
-Press box food and the important difference between Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll Ups
-Katie’s mom is a Jay Beagle fangirl
Flipper the flip phone
-Cars and the psyche of Prius drivers
-The importance of shirseys
-Western conference points vs Eastern conference points
-Canadians can’t spell
-Droids vs iPhones
-#FreeBooks

Follow Chris on Twitter @chris_gordon

For iPad related conversations, you can find Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47. Or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

If you can hook Tally up with a Blake Wheeler Thrashers shirsey, hit her up on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

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Episode 013 – Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

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It’s the dawn of a new era for Girls Just Wanna Have Puck when Katie Brown officially takes over as Tally’s new co-host. We miss you, Lexi. You will always live on in the immortal “Patrick Sharp’s face vs Phil Kessel’s face debate.” #NeverForget

Topics from Episode 013 (in no particular order):
-Tally defends Andrew Ladd. Really.
-Why Penguins fans need to count their blessings
-Footless Sabres fans
-The unmatched stench of a locker room
-It’s been a month, so we cover some old news. Deal with it
-In case you missed it, Tim Thomas didn’t pump Luongo’s tires in 2011
-#RandomPenguinsFan
-Life lists
-Just how confusing *is* the new NHL playoff format? To us, very
-Bad times to take vacations
-Losing a team is the ultimate trump card. Tally plays it often

Welcome Katie to the podcast on Twitter @katie_brown47 or send longer welcomes to ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

Tell Tally you wish Katie was replacing her instead on Twitter @live2tivo or send longer soul-crushing notes to live2tivo@gmail.com

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Episode 012 – Scotch, Vodka and Medals No One Wants

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Tally gets Jeff Marek all to herself while Lexi troubleshoots her computer and resets her router. Lexi suspects foul play…

Topics from Episode 012, in no particular order:
– Lexi talks to Jeff about Phil Kessel, because she can NEVER EVER go an entire episode without talking about Phil Kessel
– Tally and Jeff dish about the Olympics and salsa
– Tally and Jeff talk about [cut out due to technical difficulties]
– Robot Lexi rages and takes over the podcast, apologies in advance
– Lexi and Jeff bond over scotch
– Tally and Lexi prevent Jeff Marek from making jambalaya
– USA Women’s Hockey didn’t win silver, they lost gold *sobbing*
– The future of the NHL and the Olympics
– Olli Määttä… Am I right?! Yes, Lexi, you’re right *eyeroll*
– Bobby Ryan, still not good enough, so shut up about him
– Lexi gets crap from Jeff about not watching the Big Lebowski
– Jeff tries to help heal the Atlanta Thrashers scar for Tally

Is Phil Kessel hotter than Patrick Sharp?
01 – Phil Kessel
10 – Patrick Sharp

For a good time, follow Jeff Marek @JeffMarek

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 011 – Mean Girls

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Tally and Lexi spend some quality time with Harrison Mooney and Katie Brown, not at the same time…

Topics from Episode 011, in no particular order:
– Mooney makes the case for why you should dig the Canucks, not a good case, but a case nonetheless
– Katie and Lexi GET INTO IT over Chris Kunitz
– Tally, Katie and Lexi rant about being female hockey fan
– Lexi and Mooney get into it over Phil Kessel
– Tally makes some bold predictions about the Flyers
– Lexi doesn’t want Tally to be happy
– Mooney takes Tally and Lexi behind the curtain of the magical world of his parody
– Lexi is obsessed about the impending Ryan Miller trade, and talk about it ad nauseam with Katie and Tally

For a good time, follow Harrison Mooney @HarrisonMooney and Katie Brown @katie_brown47

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 010 – A Slice of Blame Cake for Everyone

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Tally, Lexi try to talk about the Olympics, but get sidetracked because they can’t resist the temptation of taking a dump on the Oilers.

Topics from Episode 010, in no particular order:
– Lexi predicts that Ryan Miller will most likely get traded to, in this order: Minnesota, Nashville, NY Islanders or Columbus… maybe Detroit
– There are enough slices of Blame Cake for everyone in Edmonton to get a slice
– Listen to ThxBud, they’re on the iTunes
– Taylor Hall vs Sidney Crosby
– Lexi is a tad bit more excited for men’s hockey, versus women’s hockey
– If the 2010 Blackhawks played the 2013 Blackhawks, who would win?
– Tally wants to sleep, but we record a podcast anyway
– Lexi likes watching The Cutting Edge
– Tally likes watching Ice Princess
– Sending good thoughts and warm fuzzies to Kris Letang and Josh Harding… be well and healthy!
– Lexi really thinks Ryan Miller is going to Minnesota, she called it on 10:41pm on Sunday, February 9, 2014

For a good time, follow some of our favorite people: Jen Neale @MsJenNeale_PD, @ThxBud and Phil Kessel @PKessel81

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 009 – #HockeyHot

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Tally, Lexi get schooled on the Caps and girl stuff by Katie Brown.

Topics from Episode 009, in no particular order:
– Forget Team Russia, Sweden is going to win gold, Katie tells us why
– #HockeyHot is a thing, also we spend time discussing Handsome vs Hot… Corey Perry is neither, for the record
– The episode is two hours long, so you’re forewarned
– Lexi gets photobombed while at work, she needs a trauma blanket
– Katie gives her input on the Patrick Sharp vs Phil Kessel
– Beards + Hipster glasses = Hotness
– Tally and Lexi get into it over Gary Bettman and the Trashers, it was cleansing
– Tally talks about her outfit for a hockey outing
– Lexi is such a hipster
– Matt Hendricks is a good get Edmontonians!
– Lexi is over editing out all the errors, so it’s whatever
– Katie has a lot to say about the Caps, she’s kind of an expert
– Player rehabilitation is possible, Katie and Lexi go into the deets

For a good time, follow Katie @katie_brown47

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 008 – Girls vs. Guy

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Jesse Cohen, from All the Kings Men Podcast, drops 90s hockey references and Tally and Lexi don’t get them.

Topics from Episode 008, in no particular order:

– I know you’re expecting Katie Brown, but the technical difficulties were way too monstrous to overcome. Whatever, Jesse is here… you’re gonna love it!
– Why the Kings won’t make the playoffs
– What’s with Girls liking a bunch of teams? Jesse has a theory…
– Lexi has never read any of the Harry Potter Books, get over it (nor has she seen the movies)
– Bear Mace is better than regular mace
– The Beach Blanket Bingo that is the LA Outdoor game
– Lots of plugs for theroyalhalf.com kingsmenpodcast.com and stuff
– This just in, Tally loves the Habs (sorry Sarah)
– Jesse gets fancy with his stats and stuff
– Lexi knows she didn’t remember Rolston got fined for the John Scott business, but feel free to tweet at her anyway

So if you’re drinking while listening, we have new drinking game for this episode. Drink every time there’s something wonky with the audio, you’ll pass out by the end of it.

For a good time, follow Jesse @KingsMenPodcast

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 007 – Summer in Ohio

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Tally, Lexi and Eliza get their podcast on.

Topics from Episode 007, in no particular order:
– Revisiting teams Canada/Russia and USA
– Lexi is up late and it makes her cranky
– Sexy potatoes
– Why Chris Kunitz is not overrated
– Eliza elaborates on following hockey from across the pond and dating a boy that doesn’t like hockey
– There’s a long segment about musicals, either you’ll like it or you won’t
– The J*ts got a new coach, Tally still hates them
– Don’t try new Lebanese restaurants without your sister or Yelping it first…
– No tears for Claude Giroux

For a good time, follow Eliza @Eliza_Eaton

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi, including rants about her love for Matt Cooke and dislike for PK Subban and Brad Marchand @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 006 – @GoldAndOrSmith Marry me?

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Tally wants to marry Josh and Lexi wants to talk about it.

Topics from Episode 006, in no particular order:
– Josh Gold-Smith is a… wait for it… a Buffalo, yes a BUFFALO SABRES FAN
– Monogamy vs. Polygamy… in sports (not in, you know, life)
– Josh talks about helping people cheat on Game Show Friday
– Lexi has never seen Singin’ In the Rain and shan’t! Get over it
– Tally needs to talk to someone about Score, a Hockey Musical… it won’t be Lexi, so hit her up on the Twitter
– Sports Know-it-alls… we’re on to you, so stop judging us!
– Tally gets waaaaay more marriage proposals than the rest of us, and she doesn’t appreciate them, so send them Josh’s way
– Lexi’s deal with Scott Hartnell… It’s not what you think, or it may be
– Want to know how to get a job in the business, that is the sports business, Josh tells you

We are Josh Gold-Smith fan girls, and after listening to this episode, it will be hard for you to resist proposing marriage yourself. So, you’ve been warned.

For a good time, follow Josh Gold-Smith @GoldAndOrSmith

Tweet nice things, unless its a marriage proposal, to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi, including rants about her complete dismissal of USA Hockey and musicals as a genre @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Episode 005 – USA! USA! USA?

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Tally and Lexi about hockey, then Lexi defects to Russia.

Topics from Episode 005, in no particular order:
– #GingerBeardedMarshmallowMen
– Lexi thinks Bobby Ryan needs to shut up, Tally thinks otherwise because, you know, she’s a human being
– Tally totally called the Bozell/Kozak love and other 24/7 items
– Boyfriends who like hockey vs. boyfriends that don’t
– The ladies tease upcoming guests… so, um, spoiler alert
– Looking back at 2013

If you have nice things to say, get in touch with Tally @live2tivo and if your nice things exceed 140 characters live2tivo@gmail.com

All other stuff to at Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com.

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